how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use
i want people to know i’m struggling but i don’t want people to know i’m struggling do you see my problem
Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.
ok damn what kind of camera quality do you have because
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU